iAMaPhoenix Member

I just tell the haters to Go Fvck Themselves...Usually stop all the comments.

Wow...The Internet. Still breaking up happy homes for 20 years and counting... Cecy was one of my best friends on here and I am so sad to hear this, but family comes first. She loves her children and would not do anything to jeopardize her relationship with them. The only thing we can do is honor her wishes and wish her…

You guys want too much. Here is my top 5 wish list. 1. For you to contribute to my children's college education fund 2. For you to work out so hard that I get a six pack 3. For you to co-sign for me to get a Bentley 4. Your credit score if it is over 750 5. No strings attached sex from all the hawt girls...and guys if we…

My 10 year old said he wanted to go live on the ranch where the bunnies are...You guessed it, he was watching Cathouse on HBO one night. Now I gotta pay for his transgressions by having my HBO censored. Little ****head.

Simple answer, yes. Will it result in anything, probably not. But I would sue because it would make her life a living hell and will let the other harlots out there know that it is not easy to just defame someone like that.

Check the Adams Apple on this one...lol

Dang Carl, you are not particular, are you?...lol.

Breathing and No Adams Apple...Ya, that does it for this old guy.

Hey Copper, Quit trying to cut in on my hustle. I think I got a live one on the line....OK, I will give you 8% of what I get from the mark, but no more...

Do not listen to all these naysayers. I have a supply of graranteed to drop 45 pounds in 30 day pills for sale. You only have to take one a day with one glass of water. They have been tested on over 100,000 willing subjects and the average weight loss was 49.8 pounds in 30 days. There are no side effects...unless you…

I just talked to Xraylady about this same exact topic. Cry me a Fn river Target stock boy. Military members, safety officers, healthcare workers have been dealing with this since the beginning of time. If you don't want to work, don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you on the way out.

More validation that BMI is of the devil...Tim Tebow is borderline obese according to the BMI scale...SMDH

Never in my part of the world...lovely

Very funny you are taking this position on this debate. Not too long ago, this pic you have on here was considered illegal and probably gotten someone put away, or at the very least gotten the snot beat out of them in Memphis where you reside. It took the actions of the people saying that enough is enough and that people…

Must order more alcohol for Lori...

[/quote] *high five* right? getting sucked into this stupid topic thread i am!! [/quote] I am glad my MFP friends understand me and don't think this is stupid...which tells us a lot about you if you got "sucked into this stupid topic thread" IJS.

The thing is that is not too far off from the real Tinkerbells at Disney...lol.

Ummm...yes, it is too much to ask. I think my princess is the cutest thing on the planet, and everyone should be exposed to her. She is so sweet, that when she picks her boogers she is happy to share them if they don't taste good to her. She knows that when she farts, it is as if the roses have bloomed so she wants all…

That tea would have accidently found it's way on her shoes when I tripped...

It is the state of affairs today. No job is secured anymore, unless you are a politician, or a thief...lol.

You picked the wrong time to start such a challenge...I applaud you for doing it but there are some Moscatos and Parrot Bay I need to be re-acquainted with, not to mention sweet potato pies cause we all know black people don't eat pumpkin pie...lol.

This is an actual convo I had with my neighbor: Him: "Whassup my *kitten*?" Me: "Nothing much man, Just gettin in from work." Him: "Have you seen that *kitten* Danny? He still ain't gave me back my edger yet." Me: "Man, I told you about letting that *kitten* hold yo' ****. He never returns ****." Him: "Imma have to bust…

I know lots of people whose only dream is to play football. Yes, odds are against them, but at least they have a dream. When Devin Hester was in high school, he was asked what he would be doing in ten years. He said playing professional football. He was then asked what his plan B was if he did not make it. He responded to…

I have a completely different view on this issue...I think HUMANS should stick with their own kind...that is all.

"Hey, who turned off the air condition?"

See, thats my *kitten* right there. We be cool like that. And life goes on. No harm, no foul.

*kitten*...There, I said it. Did anyone die? Did the world stop revolving? Did your husband leave you? I think not. As a *kitten*, I use that word with my Niggas all the time. I hang out with all types of Niggas, black, white, yellow, brown, male, female. We use terms like, Whassup my *kitten*? Man, look at that *kitten*…

My wife will disagree with this survey as she says the #1 sign will be the disappearance of said girlfriend...

Inches and I will leave it at that...lol