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Lies! There were only two movies. The third one was just a myth and didn't actually happen. :D

One time when I was young, I made the mistake of licking a metal pole in the winter and my tongue froze to it. We had to tear it off and it tore a bunch of my taste buds off. The following morning my father made cheesy scrambled eggs, of which he is a master craftsman. I could not taste them at all. It was the darkest of…

Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it. /rimshot

Not a new show, but if you like dramas and haven't watched Breaking Bad, definitely check that show out. The first five-ish seasons are on Netflix and the last half-season started this month. :)

I've actually been starting this as well. I work out at night after I'm done at my job. My eating day is normally breakfast, then a fairly large lunch, and then I don't eat all afternoon/evening while I'm at work. Then I go and work out, and it feels better for me to work out on the empty stomach and let the fat in my body…

Oh man. I thought that this game had finally released me from it's looty grip, but NOOOOOO. Then they had to go and release Krieg. It's a very, very fun character to play. Extremely different from anything the other vault hunters offer. It's the closest thing to living on the razor's edge that you'll get in a video game --…

Being a fire type, I don't get along well with water or earth types, but I can get along with other fire types or plant types.

Oh man, better watch out for the "get a job you hippie!" crowd. They'll have you believing that MFP is My Financial Pal and giving 401k advice. Srsly though, the best advice may very well be to get a small side job to bring in a bit of cash, and pitch in to purchase the things that you want. Because no matter how important…

Logging doesn't hurt. Then even if you go over, you know about how much you've gone over, and how much you'll need to "make up" with exercise and such later on.

I think this is a suggestion for a three-way. No backing out now.

The legal limit for driving should be 0.00. Nobody needs to drive after they've had a drink under any circumstances. If you know you have to drive then don't drink. Now, the legal limit for stumbling around like an idiot in my own house and puking so hard I pop a vessel in my eye? Not even sure why we'd want to cap that :D

Mah birthday suit!! Seriously, I'm fairly straightforward and plain for clothing. It would be nice to not look so fluffy and bulgy when I dress, whether it is casual dress or formal. But I don't have anything in particular that I want to wear but currently cannot. Being naked on the other hand...it would be nice to be…

I picked up Darksiders 2 for the Wii U. Enjoying that quite a bit so far. Although, as if my Borderlands 2 addiction wasn't bad enough, the new character DLC was released today. *sigh* There goes a few more hundred hours :P

I hate that I am not green :(

Still playing Terraria. Got to Hardmode and am working on collecting ALL THE ORES.

I work out at night most of the time, and when I do I don't shower. I just go home and go to bed. My wife hasn't complained yet :D If I'm going to work afterward though I make sure to take a towel and shampoo and soap and stuff. Don't want to be at work smellin' awful.

The lack of bikinis, topless-back pics and cats is disturbing.

How is that game? I saw kind of mixed reviews on that; on one hand it was a large world and a fun combat system, but it seemed buggy in some spots and repetitive in others.

Wow, what an amazing loss! However, please allow me to list several ways that you're doing this whole thing wrong.

That's a hard question, but I'd almost have to go with being alive eternally. Dying scares the hell out of me (a good part of the reason I'm on here) and if there were an opportunity to live forever and see everything that the Earth (and future planets) will go through...I would be hard pressed to pass that up.

I got mine from Shopko. /deadpan

Woot! I'm glad you had fun :)

As a side, that's BS the reason they closed it. The part they bolded basically said that it was because it had to do with one religion, when really the concept of prayer can be spread across many religions. As if it's really any different than the "Looking for christian MFPers" posts in the introduction forums.

We could combine the two. Whenever someone offers you free or unhealthy food, have sex with them to burn calories.

I'm going to go a bit against the grain here and say "yes". Some people call them "binge days" or "cheat days", I like to call them "sanity days". If you've been doing great for a while and you truly are confident in your ability to get back on the wagon after one bad day, then go for it! I do this once in a while if I've…

I'll submit my application as well, not so much because I think I can get the job, but because I want to put you through the torture of having to look at 8x10 glossy pics of a pasty fat dude with a farmer's tan. I'll even pose topless in them. My lush man-boobs may just be enough to lure you in.

I wonder if this tragedy will shake the parents out of their faith. The fact that they prayed to save a child and that god didn't answer should have them seriously questioning things. Except that we know around here how it works -- it won't give them two seconds' thought, because the response will be "god works in…

For when you need to strengthen your mind...

No, I meant what I typed. That's totally what they called it in the production notes... Or something. :D

You know, that just made me think...trying to make money in Mario's world would be difficult. Every time you collect 100 coins, all of your money disappears and you are given another life. So that is cool...I mean, I'd trade $100 to be able to come back to life after I die. But collecting money would be so hard. You'd have…