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If he cheated on you, you want him back? Hell with him...you can do better.

My favorite reply to a vegetarian "If God didn't want people to eat meat, he wouldn't have made them so damn tasty."

Heard a kid tell his mom "Bite me!" and he survived. I couldn't believe it, if I'd ever said that to my mom (which I never would have ever thought of doing) I would have been dead on the spot. I wanted to kick his butt for her since she wouldn't do it.

HOT!

No Worries - Zac Brown Band

Someone making a comment about my weight would not make me eat less, it would make me comment about their intelligence....height...ugliness....mama...and if they did it again it'd probably make their nose bleed while I burn calories kicking their *kitten*. Ok, maybe it would lead to more exercise.

Depends on who's had the most to drink

You can do this. We're here for ya, anytime you need some help. Just take it one day at a time, you will see results.

Chris Farley, started here the next day.

Is this in Alabama? Nothing unusual at all then.

Yeah, so then only the criminals that don't care about laws anyway can get access to them....there's an idea.

I remember him from watching wrestling as a teenager, I remember a lot more of his wife Kimberly. Still have a copy of a magazine she did hidden somewhere in this house...and I really wish I could find that damn thing.

I've found that the protein powders that are fruit flavored aren't great. Stick with the chocolate and they're usually tolerable or even taste good.

After what my Dawgs did to them this weekend, would you want people knowing you were an Auburn fan?

LMAO!

A stick in the spokes?

Don't have to worry about it, I don't think Auburn or Tennessee fans date outside their family.

You're doing great, keep it up.

Go get the girl, she thinks your funny. Oh, and listen to that coach that's recruiting you. Yeah, Illinois is cold for a country boy and away from the family but going there can take you so many places you'll never go otherwise.....and you can take your family with you then.

Look up a Saratoga Cycle. It's a stationary bike set up to use with your hands, it's made for people in chairs. I have one, there are cheaper versions you can find too. Good luck, you can do this.

Laugh, then whip his *kitten*. Next morning I'd send everybody I know copies of the newspaper when the headline read "Man in wheelchair kick's Beiber's *kitten*"

You've got to want to do it, or you can just quit now. Find what motivates you and use that. Do you want to be around to see your children grow up, and maybe even see your grandkids some day? Do you want to become healthy and lower your risks of health issues? Do you want to look better to meet women? Are you tired of…

I have them every once in a while, I'm worried that some day I'll end up on trial for killing somebody over a Snickers bar if I try to do away with them completely.

"Got 5 minutes to kill...you wanna?" I can't believe it actually worked for me.

Personally, I'm pretty sure I'd puke if I drank chocolate milk right after a workout...but whatever works for you.

Congratulations and Thank You sir.

Open...kinda thought the point was to get feedback from others. If they're negative, I'm ok with it to a point...then if they become annoying about it they're gone.

Discussion you'll never see men have: Bubba: Well, it was good porn....I just wish the storyline had been better. Joe: Yeah, and the acting was a little disappointing.

"You nekkid?" A family member's way of saying they'll be at my house in 5 minutes.