If Justin Bieber hit you?

GaryRuiz
GaryRuiz Posts: 144
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What would you do to this ked?
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Sue...you'd be a dumb *kitten* not to.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    id fall over and be OMG Bieber touched meeeeeeeeeee
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    hook up with selena gomez
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Go home and hit myself in the face, as I'm sure he wouldn't leave a mark, then sue!
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    Nothing. That'd be a great story.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... It was AWESOME."
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Nothing. That'd be a great story.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... It was AWESOME."

    My story would be better.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... then I sued him and now I'm rich"
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    That's easy. I'd rip out a few fistfuls of his hair, knock out all his teeth and sell them on Ebay. Duh!!!
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
    I'd touch his penis.
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
    considering the fact that i probably hit harder then him...id hit him back..most likely knock him out..then tie him up and fck selena infront of him..is that bad?
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    stab that fool in his teste with a #2 pencil and make him lick it clean!
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    F@ck suing him, I would throat punch him and then kick him in his non existent nut sack
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    i think you guy are hilarious i bet the beebs gets more poon than you ever have or will
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    He'd never get the chance. Id take him down as soon as I saw him. Humanity needs it.
  • trekkietaz
    trekkietaz Posts: 81
    I would say to him have you lost your mind before I smack him hard
  • georgie_lou
    georgie_lou Posts: 225 Member
    We cant sue in New Zealand. We have ACC which pays us out if we sustain injuries.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Double post? Wtf MFP?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Nothing, I'm not ticklish.

    Then I'd order a nice gift for him from crabrevenge.com
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    My mother taught me not to hit women
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    would i even notice?
  • UFC153
    UFC153 Posts: 51
    Probably be the same feeling when a dog licks me on my face
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    considering the fact that i probably hit harder then him...id hit him back..most likely knock him out..then tie him up and fck selena infront of him..is that bad?

    Only if it would be bad to be in for video
  • stevehomoki
    stevehomoki Posts: 68
    How would you even know he did? :laugh:
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    his arm would break away in pieces. unless he has had some martial arts or boxing training. and by martial arts i mean muay thai mma or kung fu not karate or tae kwon do
  • HeatherPH
    HeatherPH Posts: 125 Member
    I'd touch his penis.

    hahahahah!
  • RollinDawg
    RollinDawg Posts: 235 Member
    Laugh, then whip his *kitten*. Next morning I'd send everybody I know copies of the newspaper when the headline read "Man in wheelchair kick's Beiber's *kitten*"
  • MikesterAZ
    MikesterAZ Posts: 67 Member
    Why are you using this poor boy to get attention for your troll thread!!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    I would sic my children on him and mow him down. You can't sue a 2 year old, and I'm sure the girls would be able to inflict more damage than his pansy *kitten* ever could..

    But the more important question would be.. Why the HELL am I even within radius of that androgenous robot? Unless it was purely by accident.. in which case he could "accidentally" meet the bumper of my minivan first... repeatedly...
  • 1996gtstang
    1996gtstang Posts: 279 Member
    buy him a shot of yukon jack
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    i think you guy are hilarious i bet the beebs gets more poon than you ever have or will

    Poon? I don't think he plays for that team. I am sure he gets his share meat whistles.
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