If Justin Bieber hit you?

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GaryRuiz
GaryRuiz Posts: 144
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What would you do to this ked?
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Sue...you'd be a dumb *kitten* not to.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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    id fall over and be OMG Bieber touched meeeeeeeeeee
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    hook up with selena gomez
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    Go home and hit myself in the face, as I'm sure he wouldn't leave a mark, then sue!
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
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    Nothing. That'd be a great story.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... It was AWESOME."
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    Nothing. That'd be a great story.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... It was AWESOME."

    My story would be better.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... then I sued him and now I'm rich"
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
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    That's easy. I'd rip out a few fistfuls of his hair, knock out all his teeth and sell them on Ebay. Duh!!!
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
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    I'd touch his penis.
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
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    considering the fact that i probably hit harder then him...id hit him back..most likely knock him out..then tie him up and fck selena infront of him..is that bad?
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
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    stab that fool in his teste with a #2 pencil and make him lick it clean!
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    F@ck suing him, I would throat punch him and then kick him in his non existent nut sack
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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    i think you guy are hilarious i bet the beebs gets more poon than you ever have or will
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
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    He'd never get the chance. Id take him down as soon as I saw him. Humanity needs it.
  • trekkietaz
    trekkietaz Posts: 81
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    I would say to him have you lost your mind before I smack him hard
  • georgie_lou
    georgie_lou Posts: 224 Member
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    We cant sue in New Zealand. We have ACC which pays us out if we sustain injuries.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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    Double post? Wtf MFP?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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    Nothing, I'm not ticklish.

    Then I'd order a nice gift for him from crabrevenge.com
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    My mother taught me not to hit women
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
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    would i even notice?

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