mmcperez Member

Maybe I can get into Guinness World Records as the fattest man.

Nice job, you've caused mass hysteria. Time to go looting before the satellite hits Target or Walmart.

YESSS!! The only day of the year luring kids with candy is acceptable!!!

When Commissioner Gorden calls, I need to be ready.

Eat Eggs!

I'm taking a #2 as I'm typing this out and carrying a conversation to the guy next to me.

I delete friends that haven't logged in for a long time or don't interact at all with me. I'm not a big fan of giving out support and never getting reciprocated. Cut em!

My laptop...I'll show the Zombies a PowerPoint presentation on why they shouldn't eat my brains.

when you need help burying the body

Walking DEAD!!!!!!

Sandlot "That rug really tied the room together."

Hit, No. Shake the **** out of her, Yes.

Wear this next time, I'm sure she'll love it.

Mine is... "That's what she said"

I'm no fitness expert, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Turn down the volume on your hearing aid.

Go over my calorie count on MFP and skip working out. Well, maybe just a quick workout.

These damn things!

Damnit, I woke up before my alarm and now I have to pee.

When video game systems were much simpler.

You missed Sex in-between the Sex

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( . Y . ) - Fixed that for you. ; )

I love threads like this. <sheds a tear>

Haha..awesome! Most important.. Rule #14 - Always carry a change of underwear

Rule #1: CARDIO

Been doing Paleo for over a month now and I love it. No cravings for processed carbs and I don't feel hungry at the end of the day from just doing Paleo. Some good resources which I use.. everydaypaleo.com (been cooking from mainly this site) marksdailyapple.com (made a few dishes from here) sweetcheekshq.com (just found…