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Hell Yes! You know, for science and junk.

Just make sure the dogs are locked up!

We could use a "clone-a-willy" to make them atomically correct. The looks on their faces when you tell them the truth on Monday would be priceless.

I'm in! I'll give up self-gratification...

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

"Hey pretty lady. I see you're all alone at the bar. Mind if I push your stool in?"

Hey! I banged that chick once! She gave me a sliver.

Nothing says "I'm Native American" like rubbing the putrid oil of a plant native to the tropical regions of Asia, and is now extensively cultivated in China, Indonesia, India, Malaysia, Mauritius, Taiwan, the Philippines, Thailand, and Vietnam, as well as West Africa.

Tap is perfectly fine in my opinion.

You betcha!

People asked! I'm only trying to help.

That's the million dollar question!

Because I know you're all curious, here's a picture of the back.

Great thread! Let the kitteh GIFs begin!

What if I told you Odusgolp and IPAKiller were actually the same person?!?!?

It's simple math OP: My long distance bf + I was really looking forward + i a work every second weekend + bf texted me + big fight with his mom + not in the mood anymore. + he is sorry + I am crushed + he didn't respond to my texts. + he didn't answer + I am I overreacting? = (You're too needy / He's just not into you) Do…

I really disagree with this. I think there are a multitude of factors that determine how people react to others. Maybe said person is obnoxious, a slob, plain rude, ignorant, etc. etc. etc... I think that the over simplification to "fat or skinny" is kind of short sighted. Regardless, haters are gonna hate. It is really up…

Darn it! You beat me to it!

I bet he'd change his status if this happened!

You got them over a month ago.

Once again the Internet proves 4th grade was just a waste of time.

Liar... it's the shaking afterwards you like.

Wait, can you run around and fight with 195lbs on your shoulders?

ME! Now, who's shoulders am I going to ride on?