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In it for the suckage!

You can still wear them without taking a single step

I got your pool boy right here...

Sing loud and proud. It lets us know you're coming.

There's some truth to what OP is sa.............

^^^This makes me want to give you a present!

Excuse me. Are you gonna pass that ish or smoke the whole thing?

Yeah, but not everyone gets to see this backing up their driveway once a month!

Dead Lifts...

Too many Noodz! Errr, I mean Motivational and Inspirational Memes...

Wait, I'm not alone?

Let's make it a couples costume!

"Married with Children", however sex would resume shortly after because, well... Peggy

Fine, I'll ask the question we're all wondering.... Are you the top or the bottom?

Bought oil + table = lamp ownership? Ok, let's run with this line of thought. I did all the repairs on my ex-wife’s car and paid for the parts/fluids. Can I hook that thing up and tow it home? Let's get even crazier... What if a man buys his Lady to big new ta-tas? When they break up, does he get to keep them or does he…

I like a well-placed, well done piece, but more than anything it depends on the person it's on. If a woman has a real job, her bills paid, *kitten* in order and is actually old enough to have experienced life event worthy of ink... Supah Sexy! If a woman has no job, lives with mommy, has outstanding debt and is using her…

Hell yes that's what I'm saying. I don't believe I tried to express differently.

I have NEVER cared about the weight of a woman I've dated. Now, I'm not trying to give the impression that I'm some sort of "great guy" that can overcome lack of physical attraction for a big brain or a great sense of humor. All I'm saying is I don't give a s**t about numbers (scale/sizes/etc). If a woman has a nice build,…

No really, all the foodz are in there. And while you're there, make me a sammich!

And when that fails...

Honestly, I haven't read a single reply to the OP. This is what you do... 1. Reach down and grab these ^^^ 2. Stop caring about what shoves in her hole. She’s a grown woman and will do what the eff she wants to. 3. Look your wife in the face and tell her "No" when she feeds your kid crap. You’re a parent too. 4. Be…

Hang on a sec... I have one more PM left to read.

Doesn't make much difference to me. A person's ability to be "understanding" really is affected little by their activity level. They're either going to tolerate morning workouts/ eating habits / activity levels or not. Just don't forget that if they are understanding of you, you have to be understanding of them. Don't get…