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I would make the entire recipe, put the rolls in a pan, cover it with plastic wrap, and stick it in the fridge with a cute note and instructions. and then I’d go to bed.
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So, not a masochist then. Got it. Accepted. Next poster: 15 overhead press - your choice of dumbells, barbell, or soup cans.
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Sorry, your waist is too thick
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I don’t discriminate
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Perpetual victims. Every boss is a jerk, every ex is crazy, it’s absolutely impossible to get out of their current unhappy situation, they’ve never had any lucky breaks even though they deserve them more than other people.
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Yup. Me
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In 1986 I went to the beach with youth group to see Halley’s comet. It was cold and I had to pee and I saw nothing. The Perseids are generally underwhelming. Do I really need to stay up till after midnight in winter to try to see the northern lights?
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Accepted. I challenge the next poster to do seven burpees
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This is an excellent face. I like it a lot.
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Big beard Clean face So on & so forth
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That’s where you make people pay for recipes instead of giving them away for free
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That is the cutest reason to need a lint roller.
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The question isn’t “which explanation do you like best?” but “which explanation is true?”
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Itty bitty boys
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I’m too tired to fact check this but I like it.
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I like big boys
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Oh man, magic 8 ball is brutal
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PANAMA
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Dear Magic 8 Ball
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What if they know I’m a jerk but my *kitten* makes up for it?
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you’re difficult 😁❤️
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It’s good advice if you really want to know
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and the wisdom to know the difference
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I prefer my trolls under bridges
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Want a hug?
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You’re welcome. I was being petty in response to you being judgmental. 😁
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Fewer