So i have this girlfriend that ive ben seeing for about 33 years now. Our mum doesnt know about it. The other day she caught us kissing behind the barn. It was quite a shock. Over dinner she asked if thinga were getting serious and if she should call the local minister and make it official. I really like this girl and…
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give…