Take THAT menopause! Bam! You got nothing on me...
The crowd jumps to it's feet, cheering. The roar is deafening! I bask in the glowing praise. I know I deserve this. Certainly, by now, I can accept it! I take a deep bow, smiling, remembering a time when I couldn't see my toes, let alone move without back pain. Someone yells, 'How did you do it?!' I say confidently, 'it's…