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Breatharian
I was thinking of giving it a try until the guy next me ripped one.
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Would you 86 the person above you?
Seriously? Would you get rid of them?
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I need to be someone's hot friend.
Please
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If the food in front of you was a person, who would they be?
Go ahead name your snack.
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Hollister 2014 - 4th of July
Heading to the Rally in Hollister. It's over July 4th weekend. 2014. Anyone going or interested in going?
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Are all Dogs Like this?
Rin Tin Tin: Woof! Woof Woof Woof Woof? Lassie: Woof, Woof Woof Woof. Rin Tin Tin: Woof W*** Woof Woof W*** W**KING W**** W*** W**** W*** !!
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Complement the person above you.
How are you the Ying to their Yang?
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Frottage on a Crowded Bus?
With the person above you?
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Women, how small is too small?
Account Balance. When looking for a man.
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If you found the person above you...
...on top of you, would you push them away?
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Sweetheart Shots
You put salt on your neck. A lime slice between your teeth. A shot of tequila in your cleavage. Lick the salt, drink the shot (no hands allowed) and then take the lime slice in a kiss. Would you give a sweetheart shot to or recieve on from the person above?
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I need girls to multiply with me.
Any math wizards out there?
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I'm a Chauvinist?
Last night my wife travelled about 80 miles to help my daughter pack up her apartment in preparation for moving. As my wife was walking up the walkway to the apartment building, a College student (male) walked ahead of her, opened the door, entered, and let it shut on my wife. My wife had a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a…
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Snack, Appetizer, Entree, Dessert or All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
How would you describe intimacy with the person above?
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Help Someone Out
It's that time of year. Sunday, I had a soccer game. I thought my schedule said 4:10pm, but it was 7:30pm. I was way early. It's obvious I,m there to play; I'm in my Goalkeeper Uniform. I sit down in the stands, next to some kid, start to watch the game when the Captain of one of the teams waves me on. Their Goalie is not…
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Not interested in your wife any more..
..but your friend's list is looking good.
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Can't think of anything original to post
Can you?
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I am relationship material.
Yep. I am at my best in my marriage. IShe is the reason I am where I am today. My biggest fear is letting my family down.
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BMI vs BLI ?
What's your Body Length Index? Divide your waist length by your inseam. Any number greater than 1 means you're a fat@ss. I'm 1.19.
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Bruce Willis
Seriously...does Bruce Willis trim his nose hair?
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Does anyone know...
..of a Movie star that trims their nose hair?
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If I had a penny for every .......
....new topic brought up in MFP this past month, I'd be penniliess.
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Do you like it in the Front or the Back?
When riding on a Roller Coaster?
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Racism
I have to agree with this. We're never going to end racism until we stop talking about it; or end the double standard. Would it be okay to have White History Month, White Entertainment Television, National Association for the Advancement of White People? WALLACE: Black History Month, you find ... FREEMAN: Ridiculous.…
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Two anatomicasl locations
On You. Which is the most erogenous? Which is the most ticklish?
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My Ex ignored me ...
So..I had one girlfriend through HS (Let's call her Diane) It was true love. I always tried to make sure my seat was next to hers in any class we shared together. I would even have let her copy off me if she had looked my way. I had some Polaroids of her in my room. I would look at them for hours. She was the one. I knew…
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Fat vs Firm; In terms of texting
Who do you think would be able to text more accurately?
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Brand New Topic -- Never Been Adressed
If you were being chased by a 20 foot fire-breathing kitten, would you trip someone to save your own life? If so, who?
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Pass, Punt, Tackle, Lateral or Time Out
Go
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Even newer topic
If you were stuck on a desert island with the people on your Friend's List who would you eat first?
