My Ex ignored me ...

TheRoadDog

So..I had one girlfriend through HS (Let's call her Diane) It was true love. I always tried to make sure my seat was next to hers in any class we shared together. I would even have let her copy off me if she had looked my way. I had some Polaroids of her in my room. I would look at them for hours. She was the one. I knew it from the first day I saw her with HIM. (Let's call him Dave). If it wasn't for Dave, I'm sure Diane and me would be married today. Unfortunately, Dave and his jock-type buddies were constantly discouraging me from approaching Diane. So, while she was my steady all through HS, I never really got to go out with her, or talk to her, and actually be within 100 feet of her at the end of my Senior Year. (Let's just call that a Restraining Order). My love was totally misconstrued. My parents even took my panel van away. I knew if I could just speak to her we would be together forever. I finally worked up the nerve to approach her.

After I was released from evaluation 120 days later, it seems that her parents (let's call them Mom and Dad) had moved. I tired calling, but their number had changed. Everyone conspired to keep me from her. Her friends, my parents, teachers, my probation officer. Nobody understood. That was 1971. Well as luck and perserverance would have it, I found her on FB two months ago. Ager 42 years of looking for her!! I FB friend requested her and anxiously awaited rekinding our love. I went back on line today and her account was GONE! I don't know what to do.

What would you do?

gzus7freek

Try running a background check with the perimeters that you have, try to find out where she is and then camp in front of her house in your van!!!

Works every time!

djeffreys10

One word: chloroform

miss_jessiejane

Restraining orders are just another way to say I love you.

Mainebikerchick

One word: chloroform

I LIKE you. :flowerforyou:

djeffreys10

One word: chloroform

I LIKE you. :flowerforyou:

Cool. Tell me what this napkin smells like...

BrainyBurro

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

This is the most romantic thing I have read in ages.

Someone is preventing her from communicating with you. Whoever it is is just jealous and refuses to allow you to finally be together. It's not her fault! You need to find a time when these interruptors won't be there to interfere with her ability to answer you. Get a private investigator and do a skip trace. That way, you'll learn her daily routine and when she's most likely to be alone and not influenced by this jealous person. In case she's been brainwashed, make sure you have a good supply of zip ties and duct tape. And a fluffy pillow. That's important because it can get uncomfortable while you "deprogram" her.

I wish you nothing but the best on your journey to forever and ever together.

TheRoadDog

This is the most romantic thing I have read in ages.

Someone is preventing her from communicating with you. Whoever it is is just jealous and refuses to allow you to finally be together. It's not her fault! You need to find a time when these interruptors won't be there to interfere with her ability to answer you. Get a private investigator and do a skip trace. That way, you'll learn her daily routine and when she's most likely to be alone and not influenced by this jealous person. In case she's been brainwashed, make sure you have a good supply of zip ties and duct tape. And a fluffy pillow. That's important because it can get uncomfortable while you "deprogram" her.

I wish you nothing but the best on your journey to forever and ever together.

You show great insight. If things don't work out between Diane and I, where can I find you?

Sovictorrious

POF

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

This can be the tricky part, and you have two ways to play this off. First, you need to put your excellent investigative skills to work and find out where exactly she is living. Once you have her address, you need to stake out her place, and follow her for several days so you can really know her routine.

Then you need to do more romantic things like get a job at the coffee shop she goes to in the morning, and make her coffee in a cup with a speical message written on the bottom. You need to write her notes mentioning things you have observed and leave them on her windshield so she knows you are interested. "Nice bag. Is that the one you bought at Nordstrom's last Tuesday at 11? Then when you are ready to make your move, stand outside her home wearing a trenchcoat and holding a giant boom box over your head playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" at top volume. This has to be done just a few minutes before her alarm will go off, so it's the first thing she experiences upon waking.

If that doesn't work, you can move to plan b which involves slipping her a roofie when you give her her morning coffeee, and following her in your 76 Olds Delta 88. Once she is affected, just slip her in the trunk, and take her back to your place and duct tape her to the water heater until she falls in love with you.

The Stockholm syndrome is real, it doesn't take too horribly long to work either.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

This is the most romantic thing I have read in ages.

Someone is preventing her from communicating with you. Whoever it is is just jealous and refuses to allow you to finally be together. It's not her fault! You need to find a time when these interruptors won't be there to interfere with her ability to answer you. Get a private investigator and do a skip trace. That way, you'll learn her daily routine and when she's most likely to be alone and not influenced by this jealous person. In case she's been brainwashed, make sure you have a good supply of zip ties and duct tape. And a fluffy pillow. That's important because it can get uncomfortable while you "deprogram" her.

I wish you nothing but the best on your journey to forever and ever together.

You show great insight. If things don't work out between Diane and I, where can I find you?

Driving behind you on any given Thursday.

EatClean_WashUrNuts

I'm thinking you need to access the NSA, IRS, FBI, & DHS phone records. In fact, put an algorithm spawn within the database which to send you updates of new address, social accounts, cell numbers, and any uploaded pictures via street cam, drone, or personal technological transmissions. From there, you will be able to triangulate her location at any given time. In places frequented you will be able to install micro-cams in the toilets, fire alarms, peak holes, glory holes. wireless voice recorder mics in all places, as well. Just remember, hide the car GPS's well.

When you feel ready to pop the question, go for the throat. Sharp blades get the best answers!

43932452

One word: chloroform

:laugh: Only cause I know this is all in sarcasm .. but omg!! Gut laughter!!

vtmoon

This story of true young tormented love, it should be a play or a movie!

Carl01

Just remember...pepper spray only hurts for a few minutes,true love is a lifetime.