Tired of trying. Must do it.
When I was a marching-band teenager and slim-n-trim, I literally stopped traffic. Now that I'm twice as old, a mother of two, and a desk jockey, people don't look twice. I'm done with all that noise. I'll just say it, I want to be the MILF. Got my fitbit. Got my myfitnesspal. Let's go get that body back. No more…
