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Non scale victory (but major military uniform FAIL)
Last year I had to shoehorn myself into this jacket, and it's great that I've been losing weight and all - but I just tried my No. 1 uniform jacket on, and it looks like a total bag of s*** - FOUR DAYS before Remembrace Day parade. Getting inspected by the Warrant Officer on Saturday, and there's no way I'll get another…
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MFP has the weirdest trolls ever
Every time I log on here I see the same post time after time after time: "HELP! I am (insert ridiculously young age) and I do (insert ridiculous amount of exercise) and eat (insert ridiculously low amount of calories) but I'm still gaining weight. HELP ME!!". It's always someone with no ticker and only a couple of posts.…
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Hoorah for awesome fat cells!! YAAAAY!!
Thought for the day: Your body doesn't do the things it does - like holding onto every last atom of fat in spite of all the training and dieting - because it doesn't want you looking good on the beach, it does it because its been spending hundreds of thousands of years keeping your cavemen ancestors alive long enough to…
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My Incredible Journey (w/pics)
I've come a long way, it's been hard work and a lot of tears with stops and starts, but finally with the help of my friends and family and... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT - IT'S ALL A LIE!!! All I did was take off my geeky glasses and sucked my gut in. If I could remember to keep my gut sucked in all the time I wouldn't even…
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First World MFP Problem