Last year I had to shoehorn myself into this jacket, and it's great that I've been losing weight and all - but I just tried my No. 1 uniform jacket on, and it looks like a total bag of s*** - FOUR DAYS before Remembrace Day parade. Getting inspected by the Warrant Officer on Saturday, and there's no way I'll get another…
Every time I log on here I see the same post time after time after time: "HELP! I am (insert ridiculously young age) and I do (insert ridiculous amount of exercise) and eat (insert ridiculously low amount of calories) but I'm still gaining weight. HELP ME!!". It's always someone with no ticker and only a couple of posts.…
Thought for the day: Your body doesn't do the things it does - like holding onto every last atom of fat in spite of all the training and dieting - because it doesn't want you looking good on the beach, it does it because its been spending hundreds of thousands of years keeping your cavemen ancestors alive long enough to…
I've come a long way, it's been hard work and a lot of tears with stops and starts, but finally with the help of my friends and family and... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT - IT'S ALL A LIE!!! All I did was take off my geeky glasses and sucked my gut in. If I could remember to keep my gut sucked in all the time I wouldn't even…
