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You know what I hate.................You know what I hate
You know what I hate.................You know what I hate I hate it when you swim laps and there’s an empty lane next to you but a swimmer decides to join in your lane. I hate it when a slow swimmer gets in the medium lane or worse still the fast lane ! I hate it when a swimmer swims on the wrong side of the lane. I hate…
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You Know When You Are A Swimmer
. My latest contribution to the swimming masses. Hopefully humourous but if it upsets at least its a reaction. As per usual add your own. This is not my material (but gee it does sound like me, I added a few) You know you are a swimmer when : • You count all your laps • You record all your laps • You catergorise your laps…
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Are runners miserable and swimmers jolly ?
I have behaved myself since upsetting the poolies but it is a new month. My observation is that as you wait to swim at the beach, the swimmers congregate are happy, social and sledge both before and after the swim. However runners that go past have the most miserable look on their face. They are sullen looking. In need of…
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Open Water Swimming vs Soft Poolie Swimming
I’ll state it now real swimming is Open Water Swimming. Open Water swimmers: • Don’t need a black line to guide them. • Can justify a snag, egg and bacon washed down with a beer at 10am at the Pub. • Realise that sledging is socially acceptable at the start of a race. • Start in a crooked line not a perfectly neat line…
