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Why Should YOU Be My 69?
So I am at 68 friends, which makes me sad, because that means my much coveted 69 spot is just sitting there waiting to be filled. But as anyone that knows me will vouch, this spot can't be filled by just anyone. It is saved for only the funniest, most encouraging, inspirational MFP'er out there. Many people have held this…
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Looking for Mortal Enemies .. or Immortal Enemies
Hi. I have had lots of friends on here, yet, I am still fat. So, figured I would try something different. I am looking for enemies, or nemeses if you will. Someone that will anger me, fill me full of hate fueled adrenalin and make me want to scale small buildings, or more realistically, get off the couch. I am not an angry…
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Man Friends
Hey. Been here forever. Just returned from taking some time off and realize I need some more friends. Most of my male MFP friends have disappeared, so if you are a dude (go ahead and check, I'll wait) and you are actually active on here (by active I mean you are comfortable enough to give another guy support and…
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What's That Smell?
So, umm ...hi? Not sure what you are looking at. Your staring is making me a bit uncomfortable... can you look over there a bit. Okay, so I am here ... and you are there, that has been established. That pretty much makes us friends, so just hit the request button. I am bad at introductions ... and molecular biology. I need…
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Farting During Big Lifts
So here's the thing, I lift heavy things a lot. This used to happen without incident, but over the past 6 months or so, whenever I am lifting something really heavy, I toot. It is completely involuntary...it just happens. Is this just because I am getting old? Is there anything I can do to help with this issue... butt…
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Living In a Truck
So the short version of my story is that I recently moved across the country, leaving my cushy office job for a position in the Alberta oil patch. I now spend 12 - 14 hrs a day living out of a truck. No microwave, no refrigerator, and only enough room for a small cooler bag. This lifestyle is a drastic change for me, and I…
