All is quiet and I'm alone... Until I complete the first push-up. Something about that single action must radiate a cat tractor beam of massive force! My two old lazy obese house cats can be sound asleep in another room but are under me, in my face, wrapping themselves around my arms or trying to lay under me during…
Reps always bring food or sweets when they visit our office b/c apparently humans are easily bribed with food and contracts cannot be inked w/o an offering of tasty treats. As I sit here at my cubicle every single co-worker is shoving pie in their mouths. There are two of the biggest pies I've ever seen on the other side…
