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Olympic Event Sponsorship Beach Volley Ball
Read this article in weekend papers Women’s Beach Volley Ball to be sponsored by Kleenex and Johnsons baby oil Spokesman for the Games Wayne Kerr “It’s an exciting sport with lots of movement and contact I feel sure that the spectator’s will have a mass debate over which team will win each round”.
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Dear
Dear Holly, Dave from IT has given me Gonorrhoea. Should I impale both his testicles with a high heel, or just one? Tara Norwich Dear Tara, I'm not sure what Gonorrhoea is but you sound pretty ungrateful to me: Dave probably went to a lot of trouble to find you the perfect gift and all you can do is complain. My mummy says…
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Home Baking
THE current mania for home baking is fuelling a thriving black market in scarce ingredients, it has emerged. Four people died to make this 'Blood Gateau' Following the success of TV's The Great British Bake Off manufacturing cakes has replaced breast feeding at the top of the ‘Things You Have To Do Or You’re a *kitten*…
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Life on Mars
SCIENTISTS monitoring the airwaves for signs of intelligent life on planet Earth have finally given up, it has emerged. There were numerous communications from Cat Deeley Staff at NASA's California monitoring station had spent the last three decades scanning this planet's electronic media output for signs of anything not…
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Hobbies
I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full…
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Needs friends to assist
Hi I need some new space cadets to motivate me in my mission to lose weight before a embark on my mediterranean cruise
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Hi Every one in the UK I need some friends
I need some friends for motivation and swop exercise tips with . I joined in December 2010
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Hello I been using this site for 30 days
I need some friends to motive me and swop ideas with.:drinker: talk to me
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I'm down to my last kilo to get my BMI down to 25
Any ideas why it is proving so difficult to one kilo (2lbs for you guys from the us of a) Help ''''''''
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hello
I want to get my BMI down to 25 need to 1.6 kg
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Hello
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