Howdy, folks!
Howdy, Tom here. I’ve been known as Big Tom or Fat Tom for the majority of my life. As you may guess, I’m a n00b. I don’t know how this is supposed to go, so here’s pretty much everything about me and my situation. I’m 27 years old. I have a BA in Writing, so be prepared for a long read (sorry, I don’t get to write very…