Isn't that what brings us all here together? We all enjoy the beginning process of food digestion way too much. Food is just there and dangled in front of us every day in television, billboards, and n…
I've been running far too much lately and I need to find a program that will help me ease back into the sedentary life properly. I tried just quitting cold turkey but it didn't work. I fell right back…
I just want to be friends with all the Mexicans. Is that okay with everyone? The tequila, the siesta, the fiesta. It all sounds like my kind of lifestyle. I'm probably the whitest Mexican around. Well…
Standing in the kitchen making your post-workout drink nude is just unsanitary and potentially not safe. Don't make this common mistake. Put some clothes on before you whey.
I've been thinking quite a bit about how simple this diet and losing weight thing really is. We're all here on MFP for many reasons but using the app comes down to simply counting calories. Is it real…
I was just wondering if there were any fellow humans around just so I know that I don't struggle alone. Do any of you like to eat? I like to eat. Do you get thirsty during the day? Me too! Occasionall…
I'm just going to give up. Apparently all of this is out of my control and I'm just a product of natural selection. Survival of the fattest. One of these days when the apocalypse arrives I'll be able …
I keep seeing this banner when I log onto the My Fitness Pal website. I don't see this on other websites that I visit. How can I tell which one of the members here are spying on me? Is there something…
It looks to me like she might have some hair extensions in. Does this sort of thing become a deal breaker for you guys? I mean she looks nice and all but is that mop on her head for real? How am I sup…
I used to think that my life had meaning but now I think, "All we are is dust in the wind dude". My life is pointless. Does it really matter how much weight I lose?
I beseech thee fair ladies, hath thou any fine linens sewn upon thy bosom that would make thy gentleman caller swoon? Dost thou have garments from yore? Durst ye reveal thine petticoats and lace to ma…
