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The key to life
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. If you're not offending anyone, try harder.
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What makes you smile/laugh?
Just saw a pretentious douche.bag trip in public. I laughed so hard I almost spilled my soy latte all over my Versace shoes.
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Thought for the day
Quick! Get off the computer, put down your phone and go hug your kids before they become the kind of people you ***** and moan about online!
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Calorie counting question
I saw this posted elsewhere, thought maybe we could get a good answer for it here: How many calories does pulling-off-and-eating-the-melted-cheese-from-the-top-of-the-pizza-box burn? Enough to order another pizza?
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Why so serious?
There have been quite a few exchanges here in the forums lately that have gotten very heated. Things get ugly, name calling starts, and then the thread gets deleted. I guess my topic for discussion here is why are you letting a bunch of strangers push you to this point? some threads get all kinds of crazy with people going…
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Yoga Pants
i just posted on my wall my appreciation of girls in yoga pants. The response was predictably amazing, so I thought everyone should know that I am a fan. Whoever invented them needs to be recognized and rewarded for great works for humanity. What do you all think? Any photos you would care to share will be much appreciated…
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Heather75; Captain of the year!!
To all of the people participating in the Row the World Challenge, please join me in congratulating Heather75 for being the best, most motivating and inspirational sailor in the fleet. If you are unaware, Heather led her ship and able crew; The Flying Evil Monkeys, All the way around the world, leading most of the journey.…
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Do you get "The In N Out Urge"?
I am talking of course about In N Out Burger. They used to give away bumper stickers that people would cut out the B and R from burger. Is there a better fast food burger? i think not. Your thoughts? Oh, yeah, PERVERTS!!
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Code words/phrases??
I was having a conversation with one of my MFPeeps a little while ago regarding her use of code words/phrases for "consenting adult intimate relations." You know, when you are talking in front of the kids or someone else... My first wife and I called it "making donuts" I'm not sure why and I REALLY don't want to call her…
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A little California sunshine for my friends in need of some
Hey MFPeeps, I've noted quite a few people lately posting about the weather, and how miserable it's been lately. I am blessed to have had some truly beautiful weather and climate here, so I thought I would share it with you. The coolest thing about these pictures is that I am a daytrip to any of these locations. Woot!! We…
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To ALL Nurses!!
Happy Nurses Week! Thank you for doing what we do!! Happy National Nurse’s Day & Week May 6 – 12 is Nurse’s Week. National Nurses Week begins each year on May 6th and ends on May 12th, Florence Nightingale’s birthday. These permanent dates enhance planning and position National Nurses Week as an established recognition…
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OMG! I HATE American Idol!!!
I have never enjoyed this show, but my wife and kids seem to LOVE it. They also enjoy Justin Beiber, so there you go... I had created a way for me to cope with this show being on in my living room two nights a week. (Yes, I could leave the room, but I do not wish to have anymore "Conversations" about "spending time with…
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Irony
Before I go any further, I LOVE MFP and it's multifaceted nature. You can interact with the most amazing people on both ends of whatever spectrum you want to use. I don't know if given the power, I would change anything about this aspect of MFP. I enjoy seeing the wildly different opinions that are presented, debated, and…
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Weight gain explained
My friend and I have studied the subject of why people gain weight at length now. The Alimentary canal:the tubular passage that extends from mouth to *kitten*, functions in digestion and absorption of food and elimination of residual waste, and includes the mouth, pharynx, esophagus, stomach, small intestine, and large…
