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Dislocated shoulder
I am 4 months post-pardom today. I spent almost the whole pregnancy on bed-rest or in the hospital. Pretty much wasting away with unending morning sickness. My once-defined muscles are gone, and I can never seem to catch my breath while doing cardio. I cannot afford a personal trainer. However, I want to be SUPER jacked. I…
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OMG So I found this photo...
...and its AMAZING. I've been staring at it for like an hour straight. Turns out my husband likes to save photos of me partially uncovered & I found a folder on the family computer entitled "racy photos". Now, I know what you're thinking and NO he's not a total Pervy McPervert. Most likely he just likes to watch me flip…
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If I'm not here tomorrow, SLAP me.
I blame Hollywood. NO but Seriously, I'm NOT fat. I have been fatter. I have been thinner. I'm just normal. I'm. Just. Blah. My blog isn't for the person who has lost, or needs to lose 30-100 pounds. It's not for the person who wants to add years to their look. I'm 26. I'm not old or fat. It's for the average, unmotivated…
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I can't believe I'm doing the Before & after thing...
I can't believe I'm doing the before and after thing. Somewhere along the lines we need to hold ourselves accountable for our goals and if that means total embarrassment, so be it. Every time I'm in the gym and DON'T feel like pushing my hardest - I'll just remember the millions of people who can only see my "before"…
