Internet tips from the infamous Swanny...
People often say to me, "Swanny," they say, "You have a collection of the super awesomest coolerific hep cats on all of the MFP. How DO you manage to attract the finest of the fine? The tipsiest of the tippy top? The upper crust of the crustyustest? Surely there is some trick to it. They can't all love you for your…