You Might Be a Keto Dieter if... compiled

DittoDan

I thank everyone for their contributions. There may be a few that are redundant, oh well.

Enjoy! Dan the Man from Michigan

You might be a Keto Dieter if you are constantly pulling discarded food packages out of the trash so you can scan the label into MFP.
You might be a Keto Dieter if people "correct you" when you tell them you are on a high fat diet.
You might be a Keto Dieter if people give you a "double take" when you say you are on a high fat diet.
You might be a Keto Dieter if you know what a "fat bomb" is.
You might be a Keto Dieter if you know what the "Fat Head" video is on YouTube.
You might be a Keto Dieter if you know who Phinney, Volek, Taube and Atkins are.
You might be a Keto Dieter if being "Keto adapted" is a goal in your life.
You might be a Keto Dieter if your macros get adjusted ever so often.
You might be a Keto Dieter if you think carbs are evil and sin-like and to be avoided.
You might be a Keto Dieter if you don't throw away your bacon drippings.
You might be a Keto Dieter if LCHF is your WOE & WOL.
You might be a Keto dieter if adding butter to your coffee is normal.
You might be a Keto dieter if funky smelling pee is a good thing.
You might be a Keto dieter if you make sure you take enough sodium.
You might be a Keto dieter if you'd rather have an all egg yolk omelet than an egg white omelet.
You might be a Keto dieter if you despise most vegetable oil and prefer to cook in animal fat.
You might be a Keto dieter if you argue often to people that fruits are not that healthy for you.
You might be a Keto dieter if you laugh to yourself when reaching for full fat salad dressing/mayo/sour cream/cream cheese/yogurt while everyone else looks for low fat options.
You might be on Keto if you hoard all the butter packets at a dinner out while refusing to touch the rolls.
You might be a Keto dieter if you attend church and you ask your husband to drink the grape juice at communion you your behalf!
You might be a Keto dieter if you waste bucket is littered with little sticks with purple tips!
You might be a Keto dieter if your dog follows you everywhere because she knows you're the most likely person in the house to drop a meat scrap.
You might be a Keto dieter if you are researching or have purchased a meter to test your blood and you're not diabetic.
You might be a Keto dieter if you've ever ended a story with the phrase, "And that's when I learned to never trust a fart."
You might be a Keto dieter if you've buttered a steak.
You might be a Keto dieter if you instantly put down a product if the words "low fat" appear on the label.
You might be a Keto dieter if deviled eggs are a good breakfast.
You might be a Keto dieter if your coffee looks like an oil tanker wrecked inside.
You might be a Keto dieter if you have a large jar/container full of bacon fat in your fridge.
You might be a Keto dieter if you order your steak with butter on the side.
You might be a Keto dieter if you throw away half your lunch after logging it (before eating it) because you didn't realize how many carbs were in spaghetti squash.
You might be a Keto dieter if you like the taste of coconut oil.
You might be a Keto dieter if you know what Magnesium and Potassium (specifically lack of either) do for the body.
You might be a Keto dieter if you order nachos at a restaurant but don't eat any of the chips.
You might be a Keto dieter if you dip your meat in cream cheese.
You might be a Keto dieter if the amount of sugar in fruit makes you go eek.
You might be a Keto dieter if you drink all your liquor straight.
You might be a Keto dieter if your pee runs you out the bathroom.