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    Grounds for Divorce

    Posts: 4,227 Member
    edited November 2024 in Social Groups
    My wife was very mean tonight. We were at a BBQ place and they had an option called "The Whole Hawg" which was brisket, pulled pork, ribs, turkey, chicken, and sausage along with 4 sides (easily enough for 2-4 people). It was a bit expensive ($37) and I wanted to get it for myself. I figured the sides would be eaten by the rest of the table. I could go to town on all that meat. Can you believe my wife had the nerve to tell me, "no," and suggest that I order something more reasonable? What a buzzkill!

    I mean, I was able to get ribs and brisket for $10.50 without any sides. But, it was barely enough to fill me. I am sure there's cause to consider divorce for this sort of interference in my pursuit of happiness.

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    • Posts: 12,019 Member
      Oh pumpkin... You hang in there.
      Lol
    • Posts: 748 Member
      A serious affront!

      Counseling would not be out of line!
    • Posts: 163 Member
      :p
    • Posts: 4,436 Member
      Lol! Communication is key! :smiley:
    • Posts: 29 Member
      :D
    • Posts: 1,967 Member
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      >:) OR o:)
    • Posts: 673 Member
      At any point did you reasonably explain to her that you need more meat?
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      *gasp*
      That is definitely very unreasonable. I think in the future you should order whatever you want.
    • Posts: 381 Member
      edited September 2015
      Life is hard sometimes.... (cue old negro spirituals, really sad country, and blue blues).

      I find music helps.

      And a trip to the butcher for at least $37 worth of steak... :smile:
    • Posts: 256 Member
      Oh no she didn't!!!!
    • Posts: 1,213 Member
      Oh hell naw. Grounds would be "unreasonable cruelty" and I'd back you 100%.

      We have 4 Rivers (I call it 4 Ribbers) and they have a similar platter. Granted, it's enough meat for me for a week, but NOBODY tells me I can't have all the meat I want.

      And cheese. I will cut a beach over cheese.
    • Posts: 7,140 Member
      You must need to work on your sad eyes.
    • Posts: 278 Member
      2Poufs wrote: »

      And cheese. I will cut a beach over cheese.

      Just yesterday I said "I'll cut you over taking my Colby"... So funny
    • Posts: 4,227 Member
      Tonight she did let me make myself ribeye, scallops, and shrimp for dinner. So, I guess all is forgiven. LOL
    • Posts: 7,042 Member
      dulcitonia wrote: »
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      Just yesterday I said "I'll cut you over taking my Colby"... So funny

      True that. My kids take their lives in their own hands everytime they try to take my cheese. I don't care how cute they are! Not my cheese.
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      FIT_Goat wrote: »
      Tonight she did let me make myself ribeye, scallops, and shrimp for dinner. So, I guess all is forgiven. LOL

      That sounds wonderful! Can we come over to yours for dinner?
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