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FIT_Goat
FIT_Goat Posts: 4,224 Member
edited November 24 in Social Groups
My wife was very mean tonight. We were at a BBQ place and they had an option called "The Whole Hawg" which was brisket, pulled pork, ribs, turkey, chicken, and sausage along with 4 sides (easily enough for 2-4 people). It was a bit expensive ($37) and I wanted to get it for myself. I figured the sides would be eaten by the rest of the table. I could go to town on all that meat. Can you believe my wife had the nerve to tell me, "no," and suggest that I order something more reasonable? What a buzzkill!

I mean, I was able to get ribs and brisket for $10.50 without any sides. But, it was barely enough to fill me. I am sure there's cause to consider divorce for this sort of interference in my pursuit of happiness.

:wink:

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  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    Oh pumpkin... You hang in there.
    Lol
  • KittensMaster
    KittensMaster Posts: 748 Member
    A serious affront!

    Counseling would not be out of line!
  • ajmurray1234
    ajmurray1234 Posts: 163 Member
    :p
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    Lol! Communication is key! :smiley:
  • Vilzi
    Vilzi Posts: 29 Member
    :D
  • KenSmith108
    KenSmith108 Posts: 1,967 Member
    6mgr05xdyzwp.jpg

    >:) OR o:)
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    At any point did you reasonably explain to her that you need more meat?
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    *gasp*
    That is definitely very unreasonable. I think in the future you should order whatever you want.
  • nicintime
    nicintime Posts: 381 Member
    edited September 2015
    Life is hard sometimes.... (cue old negro spirituals, really sad country, and blue blues).

    I find music helps.

    And a trip to the butcher for at least $37 worth of steak... :smile:
  • fatchimom
    fatchimom Posts: 256 Member
    Oh no she didn't!!!!
  • ki4eld
    ki4eld Posts: 1,213 Member
    Oh hell naw. Grounds would be "unreasonable cruelty" and I'd back you 100%.

    We have 4 Rivers (I call it 4 Ribbers) and they have a similar platter. Granted, it's enough meat for me for a week, but NOBODY tells me I can't have all the meat I want.

    And cheese. I will cut a beach over cheese.
  • Sunny_Bunny_
    Sunny_Bunny_ Posts: 7,140 Member
    You must need to work on your sad eyes.
  • dulcitonia
    dulcitonia Posts: 278 Member
    2Poufs wrote: »

    And cheese. I will cut a beach over cheese.

    Just yesterday I said "I'll cut you over taking my Colby"... So funny
  • FIT_Goat
    FIT_Goat Posts: 4,224 Member
    Tonight she did let me make myself ribeye, scallops, and shrimp for dinner. So, I guess all is forgiven. LOL
  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 7,018 Member
    dulcitonia wrote: »
    2Poufs wrote: »

    And cheese. I will cut a beach over cheese.

    Just yesterday I said "I'll cut you over taking my Colby"... So funny

    True that. My kids take their lives in their own hands everytime they try to take my cheese. I don't care how cute they are! Not my cheese.
  • totaloblivia
    totaloblivia Posts: 1,164 Member
    FIT_Goat wrote: »
    Tonight she did let me make myself ribeye, scallops, and shrimp for dinner. So, I guess all is forgiven. LOL

    That sounds wonderful! Can we come over to yours for dinner?
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