You might be on a low-carb diet if...
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When your argument with a 'weight-loss expert' at work goes something like this:
Him: I got a degree in this and work with John Hopkins!
You: So did the people recommending cigarettes in the 1950s. Here are some books, articles and research about this topic.
Him: ...0 -
mandycat223 wrote: ».... Pretty sad when you know something will help people but that's not what their "doctor" recommends. Doctors know nothing except when to expect the kick-back check from the pharm companies.
Imagine my horror when I found out that my new family practice physician is vegan!! He otherwise seems quite reasonable and conservative and not a pill pusher so I'll stick with him, perhaps dabbing a little bacon grease on my pulse points before each visit, like the wicked temptress I am.
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When your argument with a 'weight-loss expert' at work goes something like this:
Him: I got a degree in this and work with John Hopkins!
You: So did the people recommending cigarettes in the 1950s. Here are some books, articles and research about this topic.
Him: ...
Really? LOL I wouldn't have had the guts. Excellent! 0 -
You buy your bacon in 3lbs. bags 2or3 @ a time.
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You know the perimeter of the grocery store like the back of your hand but the middle....
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I'm lost in the middle now too! Lol!!0
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You cringe in horror when you take orders for a Starbucks run and everyone wants a skinny, non-fat latte!!!
You want to cry when you see your mother-in-law bring out the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" spray for her bread. Oh I totally believe it's NOT butter.
You want to slap people who suggest switching to low fat or skim milk with whole grain cereal for breakfast in order to be "healthy".0 -
When the freezer in your garage goes from:
Top Shelf: Ice Cream and Popsicles -> Turkey and Pork
Middle Shelf: Frozen pasta, gnocchi and potatoes -> Beef
Bottom Shelf: Frozen corn, nasty freezer meals, random meat and more dessert type things -> Chicken
The only other thing in my freezer besides meat at the moment is some frozen lobster bisque, seafood and a small package of no sugar added fudgecicles. Went to Costco for a meat haul this past weekend and it was fun!
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