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You might be on a low-carb diet if...

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  • Lillith32
    Lillith32 Posts: 483 Member
    When your argument with a 'weight-loss expert' at work goes something like this:
    Him: I got a degree in this and work with John Hopkins!
    You: So did the people recommending cigarettes in the 1950s. Here are some books, articles and research about this topic.
    Him: ...
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    edited January 2016
    carlsoda wrote: »
    .... Pretty sad when you know something will help people but that's not what their "doctor" recommends. Doctors know nothing except when to expect the kick-back check from the pharm companies.

    Imagine my horror when I found out that my new family practice physician is vegan!! He otherwise seems quite reasonable and conservative and not a pill pusher so I'll stick with him, perhaps dabbing a little bacon grease on my pulse points before each visit, like the wicked temptress I am.

    LOL :D
    Lillith32 wrote: »
    When your argument with a 'weight-loss expert' at work goes something like this:
    Him: I got a degree in this and work with John Hopkins!
    You: So did the people recommending cigarettes in the 1950s. Here are some books, articles and research about this topic.
    Him: ...

    Really? LOL I wouldn't have had the guts. Excellent! :D
  • KenSmith108
    KenSmith108 Posts: 1,967 Member
    You buy your bacon in 3lbs. bags 2or3 @ a time.

    >:) or o:)
  • noclady1995
    noclady1995 Posts: 452 Member
    You know the perimeter of the grocery store like the back of your hand but the middle.... :s
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    I'm lost in the middle now too! Lol!!
  • anglyn1
    anglyn1 Posts: 1,802 Member
    You cringe in horror when you take orders for a Starbucks run and everyone wants a skinny, non-fat latte!!!

    You want to cry when you see your mother-in-law bring out the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" spray for her bread. Oh I totally believe it's NOT butter.

    You want to slap people who suggest switching to low fat or skim milk with whole grain cereal for breakfast in order to be "healthy".
  • Emily3907
    Emily3907 Posts: 1,445 Member
    When the freezer in your garage goes from:

    Top Shelf: Ice Cream and Popsicles -> Turkey and Pork
    Middle Shelf: Frozen pasta, gnocchi and potatoes -> Beef
    Bottom Shelf: Frozen corn, nasty freezer meals, random meat and more dessert type things -> Chicken

    The only other thing in my freezer besides meat at the moment is some frozen lobster bisque, seafood and a small package of no sugar added fudgecicles. Went to Costco for a meat haul this past weekend and it was fun!
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