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  • 805_blondie
    805_blondie Posts: 96 Member
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    KnitOrMiss wrote: »
    I liken my experience to the descriptions under "Amazon sugar-free gummy bears feedback"...
    OMG the Amazing sugar-free gummy bears feedbacks! So hilarious! I almost peed myself reading those a few months back
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    805_blondie wrote: »
    KnitOrMiss wrote: »
    I liken my experience to the descriptions under "Amazon sugar-free gummy bears feedback"...
    OMG the Amazing sugar-free gummy bears feedbacks! So hilarious! I almost peed myself reading those a few months back

    If I ever get constipated, I am not buying Senokot but gummy bears instead, I am convinced they will work wonders.
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    805_blondie wrote: »
    KnitOrMiss wrote: »
    I liken my experience to the descriptions under "Amazon sugar-free gummy bears feedback"...
    OMG the Amazing sugar-free gummy bears feedbacks! So hilarious! I almost peed myself reading those a few months back

    If I ever get constipated, I am not buying Senokot but gummy bears instead, I am convinced they will work wonders.
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    805_blondie wrote: »
    KnitOrMiss wrote: »
    I liken my experience to the descriptions under "Amazon sugar-free gummy bears feedback"...
    OMG the Amazing sugar-free gummy bears feedbacks! So hilarious! I almost peed myself reading those a few months back

    If I ever get constipated, I am not buying Senokot but gummy bears instead, I am convinced they will work wonders.

    Pre-colonoscopy was the only time I ever took a laxative (not including slugs of cheap mag citrate from Costco....).

    But if I should OD on Imödium，I'll keep them yummy bears in mind!

    PS How's your kitty?
  • Kimo159
    Kimo159 Posts: 508 Member
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    I'd consider the gummy bears in case of constipation...but only if I plan on being home for a while...and preferably alone.
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    @Kimo159 -

    Here's another handy trick - start cold on a full dose (2000mg) of generic metformin first thing in the morning on an empty stomach.......(but yeah only if you plan on being home for a while...and preferably alone).

    Diarrhea-apocalypse.jpg

  • Kimo159
    Kimo159 Posts: 508 Member
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    Hahahaha I feel like that TP roll might be necessary in that case.
  • KnitOrMiss
    KnitOrMiss Posts: 10,104 Member
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    Having no gallbladder and an uncertain bowel makes that picture look like the thing of daydreams to me, @RalfLott, and I'm not even taking Met anymore!!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    @RalfLott the kitty is doing great, he is my new 5am alarm clock, unfortunately he cannot be snoozed or change the wake up time.
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
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    Gummy bears... any sugar free brand....ohhhhh the misery.... But I love them so.....
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    canadjineh wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    @RalfLott the kitty is doing great, he is my new 5am alarm clock, unfortunately he cannot be snoozed or change the wake up time.

    Sure he can be snoozed, Bonny.... just bop him on the head like you do with the old alarm clock, :p (no kitties were hurt in the making of this post)

    I have tried this already, sure he snoozed, with his butt firmly placed on my face... not quite the reaction I was looking for.
  • silverfiend
    silverfiend Posts: 329 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    canadjineh wrote: »

    Sure he can be snoozed, Bonny.... just bop him on the head like you do with the old alarm clock, :p (no kitties were hurt in the making of this post)

    I have tried this already, sure he snoozed, with his butt firmly placed on my face... not quite the reaction I was looking for.

    Hahaha!
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    canadjineh wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    @RalfLott the kitty is doing great, he is my new 5am alarm clock, unfortunately he cannot be snoozed or change the wake up time.

    Sure he can be snoozed, Bonny.... just bop him on the head like you do with the old alarm clock, :p (no kitties were hurt in the making of this post)

    I have tried this already, sure he snoozed, with his butt firmly placed on my face... not quite the reaction I was looking for.

    Best if they are worm-free in such scenarios....
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    :s
  • KnitOrMiss
    KnitOrMiss Posts: 10,104 Member
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    canadjineh wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    @RalfLott the kitty is doing great, he is my new 5am alarm clock, unfortunately he cannot be snoozed or change the wake up time.

    Sure he can be snoozed, Bonny.... just bop him on the head like you do with the old alarm clock, :p (no kitties were hurt in the making of this post)

    @canadjineh - We SOOOO need a BWAH HA HA HA button for you and @RalfLott and your ... groupies? ;)
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    Why, why......

    https://youtu.be/RrcXYn6HqX8?t=7

  • SuperCarLori
    SuperCarLori Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Have I told you lately, that I love you? ;)
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    Hahah, @RalfLott has a bigger 'grouper' than I have!
    3782BCC400000578-3753920-Seven_foot_tall_Chandler_29_first_caught_a_300_pound_fish-a-3_1471952415829.jpg
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    edited November 2016
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    canadjineh wrote: »
    Hahah, @RalfLott has a bigger 'grouper' than I have!
    three-stooges-fresh-fish.jpg

    @canadjineh's school has more students, and they breathe.
    Still, 1 expired grouper > 0, I suppose.

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