What Day Is It?

Options
bigguy075
bigguy075 Posts: 118 Member
Mickey Mouse Day.
Why did Mortimer go through ink surgery and change his name?

National Vichyssoise Day.
Let's see. You forgot that you made leek and potato soup. So let's just serve it cold and call it vichy saw.

Occult Day.
Check your magic 8 ball. Grab your Ouija Board and black robes. Meet with your coven at the local Wicca bar.

Guinness World Record Day.
For the world record 61st time.

Ned Ludd Memorial Machine-Smashing Day.
Computer locking up? Have hammer?

Birthdays:
Damon Wayans, Jr, 33
نسیم پدراد, 34
Megyn Marie Kelly, 45
Black Doug, 45
Owen Cunningham Wilson, 47
Kirk Hammett, 53
Kevin Nealon, 62

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants