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bigguy075
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National Start Your Own Country Day.
Mine shall be called Lotsabullshitland.
Go For a Ride Day.
If you choose to go for a ride in Chicago, your next one may be on your back in a Cadillac station wagon.
National Cashew Day.
The only food that sounds like a sneeze.
National Slumber Party Day.
Or one night stand.
Birthdays:
Scarlett Johansson, 32
Mark Alan Ruffalo, 49
Mads Mikkelsen, 51
Wanda Gershwitz, 58
Billie Jean Moffitt, 73
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Mine shall be called Lotsabullshitland.
Go For a Ride Day.
If you choose to go for a ride in Chicago, your next one may be on your back in a Cadillac station wagon.
National Cashew Day.
The only food that sounds like a sneeze.
National Slumber Party Day.
Or one night stand.
Birthdays:
Scarlett Johansson, 32
Mark Alan Ruffalo, 49
Mads Mikkelsen, 51
Wanda Gershwitz, 58
Billie Jean Moffitt, 73
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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