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bigguy075
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December is Buckwheat Month.
https://youtu.be/MgFDv_4oKsw
December is National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month.
Yeah, sure. No stress this month.
December is National Tie Month.
A bolo tie may go best with a lower neckline.
National Wear a Dress Day.
I'm so glad this only comes once a year.
Bifocals At The Monitor Liberation Day.
Up, down, tilt your head. Somewhere is the perfect angle to read it.
National Pie Day.
I hear the new Hostess pies are just not as good as those nasty little pies we grew up with.
Eat A Red Apple Day.
Honey crisps don't count. They are not red.
Birthdays:
Zoe Kravitz, 28
Sarah Kate Silverman, 46
Bette Midler, 71
Lee Buck Trevino, 77
Allan Stewart Konigsberg, 81
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
https://youtu.be/MgFDv_4oKswDecember is National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month.
Yeah, sure. No stress this month.
December is National Tie Month.
A bolo tie may go best with a lower neckline.
National Wear a Dress Day.
I'm so glad this only comes once a year.
Bifocals At The Monitor Liberation Day.
Up, down, tilt your head. Somewhere is the perfect angle to read it.
National Pie Day.
I hear the new Hostess pies are just not as good as those nasty little pies we grew up with.
Eat A Red Apple Day.
Honey crisps don't count. They are not red.
Birthdays:
Zoe Kravitz, 28
Sarah Kate Silverman, 46
Bette Midler, 71
Lee Buck Trevino, 77
Allan Stewart Konigsberg, 81
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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