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bigguy075
bigguy075 Posts: 118 Member
National Fritters Day.
If you fritter away your fritters today, you'll regret your weigh-in tomorrow.

International Sweater Vestival.
This is best celebrated wearing that ugly sweater vest aunt Millie gave you.

Faux Fur Friday.
Fine femme fatales find fancy fake furs fading fast.

Safety Razor Day.
Followed closely by the invention of the Styptic Pencil and torn toilet paper pieces.

Birthdays:
Kensi Blye, 33
Britney Jean Spears, 35
Lucy Alexis Liu, 48
Rick Savage, 56

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants