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bigguy075
bigguy075 Posts: 118 Member
National Put on Your Own Shoes Day.
Because you don't know where his toes have been.

National Pawnbrokers Day.
The neighborhood junkie's storage locker.

National Gazpacho Day.
Call it what it is, cold vegetable soup.

National Microwave Oven Day.
What did people do with left-overs before the box on the shelf?

Birthdays:
Richard Speck, 75
Wallace Maynard Cox, 92
David Warren Brubeck, 96
Lester Joseph Gillis, 108
Ira Gershwin, 120

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants