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bigguy075
bigguy075 Posts: 118 Member
Weary Willie Day.
There are pills for this.

International Anti-corruption Day.
Two words: Term Limits
Three more: Drain the swamp
Four more: Good luck with that

National Pastry Day.
Remove the "r." Remove the calories. Add the fun.

World Techno Day.
The Eighties gave us big messy hair, Techno Music, and a wasted decade.

Official Lost and Found Day.
I amaze myself at the things I can lose in a one bedroom apartment.

Birthdays:
Howard Wolowitz, 36
Tre Cool, 44
Donald Clark Osmond, 59
John Gavin Malkovich, 63
Richard Marvin Butkus, 74
Dame Judith Olivia Dench, CH, DBE, FRSA, 82
Issur Danielovitch, 100
Almira Gulch, 114

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants


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