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bigguy075
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National Sangria Day.
You say you can't get fruit into your diet? Add a gallon of wine.
National Fried Shrimp Day.
This seems to fall several times a year, but the best fried shrimp renders a brown paper bag to become clear.
Go Caroling Day.
Traditionally speaking, you must give carolers snifters of brandy so that by the fourth house they think they are the Mormon Tabernacle Choir but sound like...
https://youtu.be/q9ZhjF95CpU
Dot Your I's With Smileys Day.
If you are older than twelve and/or are a guy just don't.
Mudd Day.
Don't ever treat a broken leg for a guy carrying a derringer.
Birthdays:
Jonah Hill Feldstein, 33
Peter Criss, 71
Wesley Branch Rickey, 135
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
You say you can't get fruit into your diet? Add a gallon of wine.
National Fried Shrimp Day.
This seems to fall several times a year, but the best fried shrimp renders a brown paper bag to become clear.
Go Caroling Day.
Traditionally speaking, you must give carolers snifters of brandy so that by the fourth house they think they are the Mormon Tabernacle Choir but sound like...
https://youtu.be/q9ZhjF95CpUDot Your I's With Smileys Day.
If you are older than twelve and/or are a guy just don't.
Mudd Day.
Don't ever treat a broken leg for a guy carrying a derringer.
Birthdays:
Jonah Hill Feldstein, 33
Peter Criss, 71
Wesley Branch Rickey, 135
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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Thanks for posting these, BigGuy! I enjoy reading them.0
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I love it! Mormon Tabernacle choir on brandy... Kinda how I roll.0
