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bigguy075
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Short Girl Appreciation Day.
It would be big of you to buy her first top shelf drink.
I won't do any short woman jokes today, Cindy.
The First Day of Winter.
No, this is the 400th day.
Kiwi Fruit Day.
Who was that first Chinese person who found this brown stubble bearded thing shaped like a wingless bird from New Zealand and thought "this should be delicious"?
Global Orgasm for Peace.
I don't make this stuff up. Really, it's for world peace, really.
National Hamburger Day.
Falls several times per year, as well it should.
National Look at the Bright Side Day.
https://youtu.be/JrdEMERq8MA
Birthdays:
Eve Baxter, 20
Glenn Rhee, 33
Jack Bauer, 50
Ray Barone, 59
Lois Wilkerson, 61
Jules Winfield, 68
Hanoi Jane, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
It would be big of you to buy her first top shelf drink.
I won't do any short woman jokes today, Cindy.
The First Day of Winter.
No, this is the 400th day.
Kiwi Fruit Day.
Who was that first Chinese person who found this brown stubble bearded thing shaped like a wingless bird from New Zealand and thought "this should be delicious"?
Global Orgasm for Peace.
I don't make this stuff up. Really, it's for world peace, really.
National Hamburger Day.
Falls several times per year, as well it should.
National Look at the Bright Side Day.
https://youtu.be/JrdEMERq8MABirthdays:
Eve Baxter, 20
Glenn Rhee, 33
Jack Bauer, 50
Ray Barone, 59
Lois Wilkerson, 61
Jules Winfield, 68
Hanoi Jane, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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That was a great video!0
