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bigguy075
bigguy075 Posts: 118 Member
National Date Nut Bread Day.
Didn't we all date at least one nut? Some even married him/her maybe just for the bread.

First Full Day of Winter.
To be followed by 4000 more days of dreary, miserable, depressing, cloudy, sunless misery for those of us stupid enough to live in the Northern a_sshole of North America.

Christmas Tree Light Day.
In 1882 Ed Johnson decided lighting his tree with a string of electric bulbs was a better idea than burning his house down with candles on the tree.

National Cookie Exchange Day.
Don't forget your receipt.

Birthdays:
Aliana Taylor Lohan, 23
Rafael Edward Cruz, 46
Allison Kerry, 48
Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes, 54
Lila Diane Sawyer, 71
Ed Alzate, 80

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants