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johnlreeb
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January is:
Self-help Group Awareness Month.
If it's a group thing, it's not self.
Self-Love Month.
So many jokes in the gutter.
National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month.
Personal and Self make you twice as badass.
International Child-Centered Divorce Awareness Month.
If we continue to allow children to marry, the divorce rate will rise even more.
This is:
Silent Record Week.
Proof that people buy anything with good marketing.
Someday We'll Laugh About This Week.
I'm sorry. In today's world that's not allowed.
National Buffet Day.
Well, that resolution is already screwed, isn't it?
Divorce Monday.
Thanks for the cheap gifts. Your clothes are on the lawn.
National Motivation and Inspiration Day.
It's not going to work.
Birthdays:
Catherine Ann Bosworth, 34
Scott Leo Diggs, 36
Cuba Gooding jr, 49
Cassandra Wong, 50
John Bushnell Hanna, 70
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Self-help Group Awareness Month.
If it's a group thing, it's not self.
Self-Love Month.
So many jokes in the gutter.
National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month.
Personal and Self make you twice as badass.
International Child-Centered Divorce Awareness Month.
If we continue to allow children to marry, the divorce rate will rise even more.
This is:
Silent Record Week.
Proof that people buy anything with good marketing.
Someday We'll Laugh About This Week.
I'm sorry. In today's world that's not allowed.
National Buffet Day.
Well, that resolution is already screwed, isn't it?
Divorce Monday.
Thanks for the cheap gifts. Your clothes are on the lawn.
National Motivation and Inspiration Day.
It's not going to work.
Birthdays:
Catherine Ann Bosworth, 34
Scott Leo Diggs, 36
Cuba Gooding jr, 49
Cassandra Wong, 50
John Bushnell Hanna, 70
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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