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johnlreeb
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Can Opener Day.
Wouldn't you think the person who invented the can would have also figured out a way to open it?
Nah, that came later...after the food spoiled, like 50 years later.
Get on the Computer Day.
I suppose it would be best done on a closed lap top and without shoes.
American Divorce Day.
Fixing adultery since 1643.
National Whipped Cream Day.
Reddi-wip and Cool Whip = fake whipped cream.
https://youtu.be/3xZ3CWxTf4g
Birthdays:
January Kristen Jones, 39
Bradley Charles Cooper, 42
Brian Hugh Warner, 48
Diane Hall, 71
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, 86
https://youtu.be/6OnOvrTugiA
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Wouldn't you think the person who invented the can would have also figured out a way to open it?
Nah, that came later...after the food spoiled, like 50 years later.
Get on the Computer Day.
I suppose it would be best done on a closed lap top and without shoes.
American Divorce Day.
Fixing adultery since 1643.
National Whipped Cream Day.
Reddi-wip and Cool Whip = fake whipped cream.

Birthdays:
January Kristen Jones, 39
Bradley Charles Cooper, 42
Brian Hugh Warner, 48
Diane Hall, 71
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, 86

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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A bunch of good ones today John!!!0
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