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johnlreeb
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This is No Name Calling Week, you fat pig.
This is Healthy Weight Week.
OK, we have a year to get ready for this next time.
National Hot-Buttered Rum Day.
Good idea. Let's take a booze distilled from the dregs of sugar, heat it up, and add butter for extra calories.
National Black Coffee Day.
Who decided it's good for a hangover? All it does is ensure that you are wide awake to enjoy that nauseous headache.
Ditch New Years Resolutions Day.
As if anyone still has any unbroken ones.
Rid the World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day.
It'll be easy to destroy a $60,000,000,000 dollar industry that more than half of Americans love to use as an excuse.
Happy 2055th Anniversary Octavian and Livia Drusilla!
Birthdays:
Robert James Ritchie, 46
Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, 53
James Eugene Carrey, 55
Broderick Stephen Harvey, 60
Darth Vader, 86
Betty Marion White, 95
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
This is Healthy Weight Week.
OK, we have a year to get ready for this next time.
National Hot-Buttered Rum Day.
Good idea. Let's take a booze distilled from the dregs of sugar, heat it up, and add butter for extra calories.
National Black Coffee Day.
Who decided it's good for a hangover? All it does is ensure that you are wide awake to enjoy that nauseous headache.
Ditch New Years Resolutions Day.
As if anyone still has any unbroken ones.
Rid the World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day.
It'll be easy to destroy a $60,000,000,000 dollar industry that more than half of Americans love to use as an excuse.
Happy 2055th Anniversary Octavian and Livia Drusilla!
Birthdays:
Robert James Ritchie, 46
Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, 53
James Eugene Carrey, 55
Broderick Stephen Harvey, 60
Darth Vader, 86
Betty Marion White, 95
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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