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johnlreeb
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What if Dogs and Cats Had Opposable Thumbs Day.
You would never be alone in the bathroom and cats, who already look down at their humans, would eliminate us.
National Cold Cuts Day.
The CDC advises that those over 50 reheat cold cuts to 165 °F and use them within four days.
Those under 50 can enjoy their cold cuts.
National I Want You to be Happy Day.
Or, "it's not you. It's me."
Or, "we can still be friends'"
Employee Appreciation Day.
Look for something special in your paycheck...Sure.
National Day of Unplugging.
Sunset today through sunset tomorrow, if it's technology or runs on electricity, unplug.
Talk to your significant other. Do things together. If you make it through tomorrow without using the word "divorce", you are Rob and Laura Petri.
Birthdays:
Jessica Claire Biel, 35
Claire Dunphy, 47
Jacqueline Joyner-Kersee, 55
Timothy James Kazurinsky, 77
Perry Ellis, 77
Charles Ponzi, 135
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
You would never be alone in the bathroom and cats, who already look down at their humans, would eliminate us.
National Cold Cuts Day.
The CDC advises that those over 50 reheat cold cuts to 165 °F and use them within four days.
Those under 50 can enjoy their cold cuts.
National I Want You to be Happy Day.
Or, "it's not you. It's me."
Or, "we can still be friends'"
Employee Appreciation Day.
Look for something special in your paycheck...Sure.
National Day of Unplugging.
Sunset today through sunset tomorrow, if it's technology or runs on electricity, unplug.
Talk to your significant other. Do things together. If you make it through tomorrow without using the word "divorce", you are Rob and Laura Petri.
Birthdays:
Jessica Claire Biel, 35
Claire Dunphy, 47
Jacqueline Joyner-Kersee, 55
Timothy James Kazurinsky, 77
Perry Ellis, 77
Charles Ponzi, 135
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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