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johnlreeb
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Drink Your Juice Day.
Juice, because vodka.
National Blueberry Popover Day.
Go ahead. It doesn't need butter. You can eat just one. Sure.
International Day of Awesomeness.
You look awesome. Stand proud in front of the mirror. That popover above your belt proves you enjoy every calorie, every gram of saturated fat, every grain of salt, every beer.
Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-nerds---broken-fridge/n8665?snl=1
Middle Name Pride Day.
Middle name: definition of appendage.
International Bagpipe Day.
The same people who invented golf think bagpipes make music.
Birthdays:
Carrie Marie Underwood, 34
Robin Charles Thicke, 40
Jonathan Daniel Hamm, 46
Sharon Vonne Stone, 59
Carlos Ray Norris, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Juice, because vodka.
National Blueberry Popover Day.
Go ahead. It doesn't need butter. You can eat just one. Sure.
International Day of Awesomeness.
You look awesome. Stand proud in front of the mirror. That popover above your belt proves you enjoy every calorie, every gram of saturated fat, every grain of salt, every beer.
Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-nerds---broken-fridge/n8665?snl=1
Middle Name Pride Day.
Middle name: definition of appendage.
International Bagpipe Day.
The same people who invented golf think bagpipes make music.
Birthdays:
Carrie Marie Underwood, 34
Robin Charles Thicke, 40
Jonathan Daniel Hamm, 46
Sharon Vonne Stone, 59
Carlos Ray Norris, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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