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johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
National Fragrance Day.
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Memory Day.
Why did I walk into the bathroom? Maybe if I go to the kitchen it will jog my memory. Why am I in the kitchen?

National French Bread Day.
Do they really stick their tongues out while preparing the dough?

National Common Courtesy Day.
All of you insisting on going the speed limit. This is your day. Get the hell out of the way.

Tea for Two Tuesday.
Best celebrated in Long Island.

Birthdays:
Emery Huang, 13
Scott Clinton Reeves, 31
Sasha Williams, 32
Ferris Bueller, 55
Gary Leonard Oldman, 59
The last 007 to smoke, 73

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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