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johnlreeb
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National Crayola Crayon Day.
The Crayola gods have deigned for the first time to officially retire a color, dandelion. This is a lie. When is the last time you pulled "flesh" out of the box?
National "She's Funny That Way" Day.
Do these skin tight over-stretched, straining at the seams, blood clotting jeans make my butt look big?
World Backup Day.
No need to back up your phone's contact list. What could possibly happen...unless, like me, you turn it into a paper weight locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
National Clams on the Half Shell Day.
Nothing slides down your throat like those raw tasty, phlegmy, delicacies that live to clean the ocean floor. So actually you are eating Davy Jones' Swiffer Jets.
Birthdays:
Angus Young, 62
Carla Tortelli, 69
Gabe Kotter, 73
Ronald Walken, 74
Sheila Dikshit, 79
George Richard Chamberlain, 83
Shirley Partridge, 83
KITT, 90
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
The Crayola gods have deigned for the first time to officially retire a color, dandelion. This is a lie. When is the last time you pulled "flesh" out of the box?
National "She's Funny That Way" Day.
Do these skin tight over-stretched, straining at the seams, blood clotting jeans make my butt look big?
World Backup Day.
No need to back up your phone's contact list. What could possibly happen...unless, like me, you turn it into a paper weight locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
National Clams on the Half Shell Day.
Nothing slides down your throat like those raw tasty, phlegmy, delicacies that live to clean the ocean floor. So actually you are eating Davy Jones' Swiffer Jets.
Birthdays:
Angus Young, 62
Carla Tortelli, 69
Gabe Kotter, 73
Ronald Walken, 74
Sheila Dikshit, 79
George Richard Chamberlain, 83
Shirley Partridge, 83
KITT, 90
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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