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johnlreeb
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National Walk Around Things Day.
That yellow puddle, that broken Mad Dog 20/20 bottle, that poop pile, it might be a good idea to walk around them for today.
Hug a Newsperson Day.
Is there anyone with more lofty intentions? Skewing facts has merely been coincidental in her/his climb to relevance.
National Tell a Lie Day.
Odd, this should fall on the day to celebrate newspersons. This can only be a coincidence.
World Rat Day.
Go out tonight behind a restaurant dumpster and pet one. They love to cuddle.
Ballroom Dance Day.
Do you really want to impress your girlfriend/wife/both? Get your top hat and tails out of mothballs and do it. It'll be fun, they said. You'll look cool, they said. Sure.
Birthdays:
Eric Andre, 34
David Blaine White, 44
Jo Polniaczek, 51
Kirk Lazarus, 52
David Cross, 53
Hugo Wallace Weaving, 57
f it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
That yellow puddle, that broken Mad Dog 20/20 bottle, that poop pile, it might be a good idea to walk around them for today.
Hug a Newsperson Day.
Is there anyone with more lofty intentions? Skewing facts has merely been coincidental in her/his climb to relevance.
National Tell a Lie Day.
Odd, this should fall on the day to celebrate newspersons. This can only be a coincidence.
World Rat Day.
Go out tonight behind a restaurant dumpster and pet one. They love to cuddle.
Ballroom Dance Day.
Do you really want to impress your girlfriend/wife/both? Get your top hat and tails out of mothballs and do it. It'll be fun, they said. You'll look cool, they said. Sure.
Birthdays:
Eric Andre, 34
David Blaine White, 44
Jo Polniaczek, 51
Kirk Lazarus, 52
David Cross, 53
Hugo Wallace Weaving, 57
f it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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