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johnlreeb
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National Hostess Twinkie Day.
87 years of chemically enhanced, 153 year shelf life goodness.
Jump Over Things Day.
I'm serious about this one. If it's in your path, just do it, but say nothing and continue on your way.
Fresh Tomato Day.
If those organically grown, non-gmo, gluten free, fat free, bht free, unsweetened tomatoes have fuzzy spots, are squishy and stink, they may not be fresh.
International Day of Sport for Development and Peace.
How's that working for ya, soccer fans?
New Beer's Eve.
Get to bed early or Saint FDR won't leave your favorite brew under your IPA tree.
National Alcohol Screening Day.
This would be a good day for certain people to stay home with the curtains shut tight and the lights off.
National Caramel Popcorn Day.
One word: CrackerJacks.
Birthdays:
Axl Heck, 27
Donna Jo Tanner, 41
John Dorian, 42
Brian Fantana, 48
Yondu Udonta, 62
Elaine Nardo, 65
Cliff Clavin, 70
Lando Calrissian, 80
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
87 years of chemically enhanced, 153 year shelf life goodness.
Jump Over Things Day.
I'm serious about this one. If it's in your path, just do it, but say nothing and continue on your way.
Fresh Tomato Day.
If those organically grown, non-gmo, gluten free, fat free, bht free, unsweetened tomatoes have fuzzy spots, are squishy and stink, they may not be fresh.
International Day of Sport for Development and Peace.
How's that working for ya, soccer fans?
New Beer's Eve.
Get to bed early or Saint FDR won't leave your favorite brew under your IPA tree.
National Alcohol Screening Day.
This would be a good day for certain people to stay home with the curtains shut tight and the lights off.
National Caramel Popcorn Day.
One word: CrackerJacks.
Birthdays:
Axl Heck, 27
Donna Jo Tanner, 41
John Dorian, 42
Brian Fantana, 48
Yondu Udonta, 62
Elaine Nardo, 65
Cliff Clavin, 70
Lando Calrissian, 80
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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