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National Ex-Spouse Day.
You can celebrate in a good way or a bad way. Pick one. Do not linger. Move on.
Reach as High as You Can Day.
Some of us can actually reach that top shelf. Then there are those poor souls who only know it's there, somewhere over the rainbow.
https://youtu.be/PSZxmZmBfnU
National Pecan Day.
Celebrate with Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan Ale, Pecan Pie, Southern Pecan Herbal Coffee Tea, Pecan-Crusted Chicken, Pralines, pecan kugel, bourbon cake with pecans, Pecan Pesto, Braised Parsnips with Maple Syrup and Pecans, Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes with Pecans, or a few pecans.
International Moment of Laughter Day.
Think back, over the past election. Think about the choices we handed to ourselves. Then watch an "Airplane, The Blues Brothers, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Naked Gun, Caddyshack, Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles" marathon. It still won't fix us, but at least you are guaranteed at least one moment of laughter.
Look up at the Sky Day.
This is to be done at precisely 3:07 PM EDT, unless it's raining or you are standing under a phone line full of pigeons.
Birthdays:
Buffy Summers, 40
Adrien Brody, 44
Michael Anthony Hall, 49
Brad H. Gerstenfeld, 57
Peter Edward Rose Sr. 76
Loretta Webb, 85
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
You can celebrate in a good way or a bad way. Pick one. Do not linger. Move on.
Reach as High as You Can Day.
Some of us can actually reach that top shelf. Then there are those poor souls who only know it's there, somewhere over the rainbow.
https://youtu.be/PSZxmZmBfnUNational Pecan Day.
Celebrate with Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan Ale, Pecan Pie, Southern Pecan Herbal Coffee Tea, Pecan-Crusted Chicken, Pralines, pecan kugel, bourbon cake with pecans, Pecan Pesto, Braised Parsnips with Maple Syrup and Pecans, Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes with Pecans, or a few pecans.
International Moment of Laughter Day.
Think back, over the past election. Think about the choices we handed to ourselves. Then watch an "Airplane, The Blues Brothers, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Naked Gun, Caddyshack, Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles" marathon. It still won't fix us, but at least you are guaranteed at least one moment of laughter.
Look up at the Sky Day.
This is to be done at precisely 3:07 PM EDT, unless it's raining or you are standing under a phone line full of pigeons.
Birthdays:
Buffy Summers, 40
Adrien Brody, 44
Michael Anthony Hall, 49
Brad H. Gerstenfeld, 57
Peter Edward Rose Sr. 76
Loretta Webb, 85
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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