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johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
This is Cleaning For A Reason Week.
Mother-in-law moving in?
Mother-in-law staying for a week?
Mother-in-law spending the day?
Mother-in-law coming for dinner?
Mother-in-law picking you up, but MAY need to use the "facility"?

Malbec World Day.
I suppose you winos will be ecstatic and all huggie kissie today. Please keep it away from me.

National Bat Appreciation Day.
https://youtu.be/m1AF9ij12xU

Blah, Blah, Blah Day.
Celebrating what husbands hear from the verbal assault wife.

National Columnists' Day.
Recognizing professional, unlicensed, unaccredited misinformation wielding brain washers.

National Cheeseball Day.
Handle carefully. They are very sensitive.

Dyngus Day.
Fun in the *kitten* Willow Party Tent, 2 to 11 p.m
Bring protection because squirt guns will be brandished.

Birthdays:
Victoria Caroline Adams, 43
Sydney Bristow, 45
James Herbert Keenan, 52
Boromir, 58
Olivia Osuna, 66

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants



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