What Day Is It?
Options
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Income Tax Pay Day.
Face it. You procrastinated thus far. You won't have it done by tonight. Bring your still un-done 1040 to your local IRS agent next month. Surrender. Jail time isn't so bad today. Bubba will take care of you in your new 9 X 12 home.
National Velociraptor Awareness Day.
Isn't this about 75,000,000 years too late? Domesticating those cute cuddlies and removing their front claws pretty much ended their usefulness.
Pet Owners Independence Day.
It's their turn to do the work and earn a living.
It's your turn to: nap on top of the fridge, chew the ding room table leg, bite the mail person's ankle, leave a warm pile on the living room carpet for your chihuahua Bruno to clean, get in the bathtub and shiver, squirm and shake water all over the room before taking off and running all over the house to dry, and then jump onto your favorite recliner to finish drying.
Smile Big and Say Hi for No Particular Reason Day.
If that stranger walking in the opposite direction won't look up and recognize you for your weirdness, stop him/her and say hi until they say it back or run from you. Skip this step if you see a cop.
National Animal Cracker Day.
https://youtu.be/rMBBhyV3sME
Birthdays:
Chloe Wang, 25
America Georgine Ferrera, 33
Conan Christopher O'Brien, 54
Jeffrey Dunham, 55
Eric Anthony Roberts, 61
Lord Dark Helmet, 64
James Howard Woods, 69
Hayley Catherine Rose Vivien Mills, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Face it. You procrastinated thus far. You won't have it done by tonight. Bring your still un-done 1040 to your local IRS agent next month. Surrender. Jail time isn't so bad today. Bubba will take care of you in your new 9 X 12 home.
National Velociraptor Awareness Day.
Isn't this about 75,000,000 years too late? Domesticating those cute cuddlies and removing their front claws pretty much ended their usefulness.
Pet Owners Independence Day.
It's their turn to do the work and earn a living.
It's your turn to: nap on top of the fridge, chew the ding room table leg, bite the mail person's ankle, leave a warm pile on the living room carpet for your chihuahua Bruno to clean, get in the bathtub and shiver, squirm and shake water all over the room before taking off and running all over the house to dry, and then jump onto your favorite recliner to finish drying.
Smile Big and Say Hi for No Particular Reason Day.
If that stranger walking in the opposite direction won't look up and recognize you for your weirdness, stop him/her and say hi until they say it back or run from you. Skip this step if you see a cop.
National Animal Cracker Day.
https://youtu.be/rMBBhyV3sMEBirthdays:
Chloe Wang, 25
America Georgine Ferrera, 33
Conan Christopher O'Brien, 54
Jeffrey Dunham, 55
Eric Anthony Roberts, 61
Lord Dark Helmet, 64
James Howard Woods, 69
Hayley Catherine Rose Vivien Mills, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
0
This discussion has been closed.