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johnlreeb
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Bedbug Awareness Week.
Only the most discerning bedbugs reside in and follow you home from the top AAA Five Diamond and Forbes Five Star hotels.
National Sky Awareness Week.
Look up. It won't go away. It won't fall, whether your candidate won or not.
National Princess Week.
Your daughter will always be the only princess in your life.
National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day.
Baby hot dogs are cruelly raised in tight quarters to maintain their "minaturality" before they are ground up and stuffed into a can, all for their life's dream of basking in a 450 degree oven wrapped in searing hot dough, possibly with it's second cousin bacon, before it's introduction to most holy yellow mustard (never, ever ketchup) and devoured by human party guests. Enjoy!
Spring Cat Cleaning Day.
Don't fret. Cats anticipate this day all year and love frolicking in the hot sudsy water. They truly enjoy that final hose rinse. It'll be fun for both of you, and if you are a crazy cat lady with 17 or 35 arrogant little bas_tards you are in for the day of your life.
Happy 143rd Anniversary Jesse and Zee!
Birthdays:
Tyson Jay Ritter, 33
Kelly Brianne Clarkson, 35
Cedric Antonio Kyles, 53
Phil Alexander Robertson, 71
Barbara Joan Streisand, 75
Shirley MacLean Beaty, 83
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Only the most discerning bedbugs reside in and follow you home from the top AAA Five Diamond and Forbes Five Star hotels.
National Sky Awareness Week.
Look up. It won't go away. It won't fall, whether your candidate won or not.
National Princess Week.
Your daughter will always be the only princess in your life.
National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day.
Baby hot dogs are cruelly raised in tight quarters to maintain their "minaturality" before they are ground up and stuffed into a can, all for their life's dream of basking in a 450 degree oven wrapped in searing hot dough, possibly with it's second cousin bacon, before it's introduction to most holy yellow mustard (never, ever ketchup) and devoured by human party guests. Enjoy!
Spring Cat Cleaning Day.
Don't fret. Cats anticipate this day all year and love frolicking in the hot sudsy water. They truly enjoy that final hose rinse. It'll be fun for both of you, and if you are a crazy cat lady with 17 or 35 arrogant little bas_tards you are in for the day of your life.
Happy 143rd Anniversary Jesse and Zee!
Birthdays:
Tyson Jay Ritter, 33
Kelly Brianne Clarkson, 35
Cedric Antonio Kyles, 53
Phil Alexander Robertson, 71
Barbara Joan Streisand, 75
Shirley MacLean Beaty, 83
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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